arianka:

Why can I hear a goat crying outside my window I’m in suburban Toronto

If My Dog Could TalkDog: WAT DOING
Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
Dog: WHERE GO
Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
Dog: CAN I COME
Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
Dog: I COME TOO
Dog: WAT DOING
Me: I need to open this door.
Dog: I HALP
Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
Dog: I HALP
Me: Sigh.
Dog: WHERE GOING
Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
Dog: CAN I COME
Me: Sure.
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Me: No please don't you are-
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Me: No there's no room and-
Dog: LAP
Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
Dog: RIGHT HERE
Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me: I AM
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
Me: .......
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babygoatsandfriends:

oh my god

11 hours ago | 2186
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GPOY.
me: soul mates don't exist.
me: unless they're my otp.
me: I don't believe in love at first sight.
me: unless it's my otp.
me: teenage love is never going to last.
me: unless it involves my otp.
12 hours ago | 102505

swagitsune:

I can’t stop making these.

12 hours ago | 44963

mrbiggsproductions:

supernatural-who-lock:

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

fully-baked:

This nigga just copped a super Mario star he invincible af
 nah but forreal tho somebody explain this

Metallic silver coating, does rainbow effect thing when passing lights

thank you car side of tumblr

that is THE most ostentatious shit ever but I still feel like I need it immensely

12 hours ago | 152932
cars.
13 hours ago | 3691
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applebottomclaudiajeans:

capekalaska:

killdeercheer:

sizvideos:

Neil DeGrasse Tyson Ruins Your Zombie Fantasies Forever - Video

Love this bit

"just sayin’"

He’s thought about it though. One of the greatest minds of our generation sat down one day and was like “wait, could zombies exist?” And then he did the science thing and was like “nah we’re good.”

13 hours ago | 268043

spassundspiele:

Aftermath – fantasy art by Tomasz Namielski

14 hours ago | 101

fattygerman:

How to give head: A guide.

1 day ago | 138215

neilpatrickharry:

The Very Potter Seamus Finnigan is a perfect representation of your average british teenager.

1 day ago | 104291
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